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Kristine Garina 19.04.2023 00:03:23 links |
RT @Esqueer_: The man who destroyed cases of Bud and Busch light at a Topeka Walmart was also arrested for exposing his penis to a 16 year… |
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Ivo Leitāns 25.01.2023 20:52:53 links |
@phronemophobe Aizmirsu, ka drīzumā uz ekrāniem jaunumi: Mātes penis un Mātes pisiens |
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Ivo Leitāns 25.01.2023 14:30:51 links |
@phronemophobe Kad lietus un penis sitas logā |
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Kirils Solovjovs 27.12.2022 21:49:22 links |
RT @AlsikkanTV: @AITA_online If you can’t give penis-shaped gifts at Christmas, when can you |
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Kristine Garina 29.11.2022 19:48:00 links |
Two very stupid things just happened here. A piece of art was removed from Mark Rothko Art Center exhibition after ‘pressure’ from people offended by a penis on a cross and a ‘warning of LGBT content’ appeared in a description of a Disney cartoon at cinemas. Latvia, you’re OK? |
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Jānis Iesalnieks 24.10.2022 23:47:43 links |
RT @Lewis_Brackpool: *GRAPHIC* a “transgender female” performs a song naked, finishing by using his penis to press down on the keys of the… |
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nrcha 27.07.2022 23:57:18 links |
@GundegaFelicity penis jau arī diezko no lietus nepasargā. |
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Dins Aviks 20.05.2022 14:31:45 links |
RT @Gizmodo: Elon Musk Allegedly Exposed Erect penis to SpaceX Employee, Offered Her a Horse: Report https://t.co/D5fyJ9XQs5 https://t.co/V… |
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Aigars Mahinovs 20.05.2022 09:48:28 links |
RT @JoJoFromJerz: BREAKING: Elon Musk exposed his penis to a SpaceX flight attendant, asked her for sex, and then paid her $250,000 in hush… |
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Ints 13.05.2022 11:29:31 links |
RT @KTRNHZ: hehehehe. a JŪs zinājāt, kA ja paņem pirmos divus burtus no Ramonas uzvārda un trīs pēdējos no pelmenis, tad sanāk penis. hahah… |
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Toms Lūsis 29.04.2022 19:22:24 links |
@phronemophobe @LStabinge Jā, sistemātisks seksisms un šovinisms ir liedzis sievietēm apgūt šo profesiju, domāju, ka ikkatram, kuram starp kājām ir penis, vajadzētu justies par to vainīgam. |
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₿ Lord Kristaps Kaupe ($ is for sats) 23.12.2021 14:42:13 links |
Give man a tool and he will draw a penis. Picture of the day from @riga_airport! :) https://t.co/6mn0nfWgGr |
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Sarmīte Kolāte 27.10.2021 03:46:23 links |
RT @ScienceAlert: Behold... the stinky penis mushroom! We're not kidding. This stinkhorn species is called Phallus rubicundus, and these… |
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juriskazha 29.09.2021 21:59:51 links |
She apparently found images of other artworks by Brekte portraying women, often naked and contorted, with skulls instead of faces as well as internet only images of a fictitious little girl confronted by a penis. |
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Miks Latvis 19.07.2021 07:55:24 links |
RT @UMO: im not a scientist and i dont know poltilics but i will say getting vaccinated has had no side effects apaprt from my penis gettin… |
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Kristine Garina 24.04.2021 19:45:06 links |
RT @maldeikiene: You thought 2020 was crazy? Russia just tweeted that the Lithuanian Foreign Minister has a small penis. Don't worry, @GLan… |
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Jānis Lācis 13.04.2021 09:22:35 links |
@Krista_Baumane @mairitaluse Lai nedzer no plastmasas pudelēm – penis sarausies! |
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Kārlis Langins 22.01.2021 11:00:19 links |
@reinistraidas man ienāca prātā tāda loģiska sekvence: Jūlijai Stepaņeko ir bērni, tas nozīmē, ka viņai ir bijis sekss un, visticamāk, penis mutē |
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Ilze Ru 05.01.2021 19:22:47 links |
RT @TheLocalDenmark: Why has Denmark made a children’s TV show about the 'world's longest penis'? https://t.co/Id5Szf5Pi3 |
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Monvids Palens 04.09.2020 14:15:04 links |
RT @Pelotrain: Col de la Lusette was a vibe yesterday. Everything from a pope to a penis was out in full support of the riders. Onwards to… |
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inga_gaile 30.08.2020 00:31:15 links |
RT @manwhohasitall: penis STEAMING. To achieve a clean and balanced penis, squat over steaming water containing herbs such as cumin, cayenn… |
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Kristaps Skutelis 28.08.2020 12:53:04 links |
@LusisToms Hmm, vai tad tas normāla izmēra penis braucot jau nav iebāzts "uzlabotā" izpūtējā? :D |
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Pavel Shevchuk 20.08.2020 12:06:30 links |
RT @Foone: dang it my penis isn't big enough to fix this macbook it needs 8gb https://t.co/PZQv9Lb9wM |
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Satori.lv 24.07.2020 10:57:48 links |
vagīnas, peņi un vārsmas — tās ir KF teritorijā aizliegtas psihoaktīvas vielas, Pirms divām nedēļām publicējām Gaļinas Rimbu poēmu "Mana vagīna". Šī Vlada Gagina poēma "Mans penis" rakstīta kā atbilde tai. https://t.co/hqMvp1mweW |
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Atecina 03.05.2020 12:31:56 links |
@uldisz Wine. penis. End. A very short story. |
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Kaspars Foigts 02.02.2020 22:51:10 links |
Lingua latina non penis canina est! https://t.co/C5efZfItg1 |
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Kristine Garina 12.01.2020 15:10:35 links |
RT @manwhohasitall: TODAY'S QUESTION: What should a penis smell like? Mine smells like geranium, citrusy bergamot, and Damask rose. |
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08.12.2019 10:24:46 links |
Public announcement of your penis size |
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Sarmīte Kolāte 10.11.2019 18:35:15 links |
"penis nav nekāds čūskcilvēks!" Asprātīgi un vienlaikus arī izzinoši https://t.co/kLKunl1djX |
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Kristine Garina 05.11.2019 11:01:19 links |
RT @SpillerOfTea: I see the Transphobic Alliance are having yet another totally normal one by advocating penis-free spaces. It’s gonna be… |
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biedrs Dže ☠ 18.10.2019 23:46:47 links |
"I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women." /Vudijs Allens filmā "Zelig"/ |
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juriskazha 21.05.2019 20:31:44 links |
Latvian fascist tweet of the day: Nature created God’s laws. It gave you a penis and your girlfriend a vagin and sa… https://t.co/pz0iFz7pe2 |
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Kristine Garina 16.10.2018 21:00:12 links |
RT @shanisilver: @OhNoSheTwitnt There has been way too much penis in politics this year and I mean that in absolutely every way possible. |
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Zile Davidsone 28.08.2018 06:46:55 links |
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I’ve been ordering Trump’s penis to half-staff since 1979. |
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Signe Dean 30.06.2018 03:58:16 links |
RT @nevertoocurious: "This isn't even the only penis on the Australian landscape that's visible from space. Nor the most impressive." https… |
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Signe Dean 29.06.2018 10:24:22 links |
"This isn't even the only penis on the Australian landscape that's visible from space. Nor the most impressive." https://t.co/hol3hMkSI2 |
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Satori.lv 11.06.2018 09:05:53 links |
"Jūs varat turēties pie uzskata, ka penis ir nāvējošs ierocis un vairums sieviešu dzīvo nāves bailēs no tā, bet tās… https://t.co/6K2jSrDKyg |
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Dins Aviks 17.04.2018 08:54:44 links |
RT @_Emmet_Emmet: A Swedish artist has painted a five-story-high blue erect penis, complete with bulging veins, on an apartment building in… |
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Dins Aviks 03.01.2018 23:55:23 links |
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I cannot understate how small @realDonaldTrump’s penis is. |
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MoDo, Esq. 28.12.2017 18:15:10 links |
everybody can be a plastic penis dildo oppresive sex socialist it's meaningless the name of this trashcan ideology… https://t.co/I2MkkvwZXl |
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k4tthew 10.11.2017 01:55:00 links |
RT @JenAshleyWright: Hey women: retweet if you've ever been shown a penis you did not want or expect to see. |
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Alise 21.10.2017 10:00:47 links |
RT @manwhohasitall: "Apparently you can't just grab a colleague's penis in the office anymore?!! What next? No just standing there? Madness… |
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Alise 18.10.2017 16:59:21 links |
RT @manwhohasitall: A summary of your responses to my bro after he alleged that Claire CEO grabbed his penis and a statement from Claire ht… |
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Kristine Garina 02.10.2017 16:09:52 links |
Also, most men objecting to #GunControlNow act like I suggested to cut their penis off. Like owning a gun is the purpose of life. No debate. |
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Edijs Majors 24.09.2017 19:30:42 links |
RT @KTHopkins: Whereas women who politely look away while their husband puts his penis in another woman's head are totally owning life. #He… |
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Ernests Štāls - mastodon.social/@ernests 22.09.2017 15:10:22 links |
RT @FatherlyHQ: Netflix Pulls Episode of ‘Maya the Bee’ for Having Giant penis in the Background https://t.co/6bdUIHKH6F |
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Matiss Francis 07.09.2017 00:03:34 links |
RT @bricearta: Ja teiciens, "tu esi tas, ko tu ēd" tiešām darbojas, tad mans kaķis patiesībā ir varde, bet suns - kaltēts liellopa penis. |
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Ints 21.08.2017 07:47:59 links |
RT @lordflaconegro: I thought she was drinking a penis https://t.co/iZUbJaH6FO |
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⚠ ɔɐɐɯo⊥ 09.06.2017 10:43:26 links |
Teniss penis #teniss #latviešiemJaunsNacionālaisSportaVeids #tennis #JelenaOstapenko |
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Guncha 03.05.2017 16:02:17 links |
RT @za_ne: Ak, šis mūžvecais jautājums: Milda vai penis? https://t.co/m4qLtZgDKk |
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juriskazha 03.05.2017 15:50:38 links |
Thanks @mikskoljers for the day’s WTF?? “British newspaper hallucinates about Latvian penis” at https://t.co/ZNLCgXDwoi |
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ZANE 02.05.2017 13:06:28 links |
Ak, šis mūžvecais jautājums: Milda vai penis? https://t.co/m4qLtZgDKk |
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Gatis Šeršņevs 23.04.2017 18:16:16 links |
RT @OttoOzols: - Ļeņina mūmijai pazudis penis! - uztraucās Krievijas kompartija. - Viss kārtībā, viņš šobrīd valda Kremlī, - mierināja Puti… |
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MoDo, Esq. 09.04.2017 16:36:21 links |
RT @RickandMortyFan: I'm a good person, and I demand that you cut off my penis and put it in that man's chest. #RickAndMorty https://t.co/a… |
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Prof. Sandra Veinberg 31.03.2017 18:40:03 links |
BBC News - Mexico City metro's 'penis seat' sparks debate https://t.co/oUztX74rLP |
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Kristine Garina 31.03.2017 11:25:52 links |
RT @robdelaney: .@mike_pence Woman in elevator was eating chips. Did I just have private lunch with her?? I burned my penis on office kettl… |
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Helmutonkuls 05.01.2017 00:54:25 links |
@EdijsMajors Edijam Majoram ir milzīgs penis. Un bise. Bet man ir Volvo, tos nekad nav jāstumj vai jāvelk ;) |
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Merelina 20.12.2016 22:55:49 links |
@LieneL ahaa, vienreiz bija želejas svece martini glāze. Bet topā stenderbumbas,ziepes,smaržas Šogada bomba-fotoglezna un lineāls-penis |
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inga_gaile 14.12.2016 12:03:54 links |
RT @manwhohasitall: ALL MEN! Give yourself the gift of a handsome and healthy penis this Christmas by investing in a hydrating and patronis… |
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Kārlis Langins 02.11.2016 17:59:07 links |
Pāvests: "Ordinācijai ir nepieciešams penis." |
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MoDo, Esq. 24.09.2016 11:57:57 links |
So there's a subreddit for mundane everyday things that have a vaugely penis-like shape. Because of course there is. https://t.co/hff2LsYOnA |
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Antuanete 01.09.2016 08:00:28 links |
RT @JanaSima: penis ierunājās https://t.co/VZQ1ZBO1kP |
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Kristine Garina 01.09.2016 03:49:06 links |
RT @ChloeAngyal: I think you misspelled "penis." https://t.co/qzDLCcixPI |
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Muncle Uscles 07.07.2016 22:40:23 links |
RT @FreeRepublicTXT: It is a medical fact that a vagina has three times as many nerve endings as a penis. A rectum has less than one third… |
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mr. architect 14.05.2016 02:59:18 links |
mirklis, kad vecrīgā kāds nobļaujas: penis! un tu zini, ka tas ir no '500 days of summer' |
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Agris Krusts 07.04.2016 21:12:49 links |
RT @mbendiks: Ziņu raidījumu kopsavilkums: žurnālisti ņemas ap vārdu "ofšori" kā bērnudārznieki ap tikko izdzirdētu "penis" – nez kas tas i… |
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Alberts Jodis 21.03.2016 09:15:47 links |
Lingua latina non penis canis est. |
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Marta Cerava 05.03.2016 02:18:16 links |
"Every American president has had a penis," The Presidential penis: A Short History. #POTUS2016 https://t.co/jOWZXF1ktI |
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MoDo, Esq. 31.01.2016 23:42:05 links |
Echo from Tallin LARP fest: "Deadpool can't handle *every* 16-year-old penis in the world in one night! He's not Santa Claus, you know!" :D |
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Master 08.01.2016 12:33:39 links |
RT @mashable: Meet the Australian man who fought for his right to a penis signature https://t.co/HK6R4TtSBJ https://t.co/D2WQ57FaQv |
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sejas saimnieks 31.12.2015 14:09:49 links |
Ja mans twitteris būtu penis, pssssc cik nereāli long story |
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Kristine Garina 26.11.2015 01:50:50 links |
RT @stevyncolgan: penis tax to fund women's refuges. Pay by the inch. Blokes would overpay. And there'd be no rebate requests. Sorted. #tam… |
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Kristens Rubenis 13.11.2015 15:00:57 links |
Autoru uz skatuves! Tesco's 'penis'-themed buttermilk and other design fails https://t.co/JYUgNr7rcp https://t.co/gTTGCsXIwq |
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Kristaps A. 09.09.2015 20:06:29 links |
RT @jessiechar: Next year's statistic: "Over 2.7 billion penis doodles were sent on WATCH last year. 2.7 billion. [applause]" |
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Mareks Matisons™ 07.09.2015 18:26:43 links |
RT @TheNextWeb: Soviet arcade games, penis size and one suggestion to fix social media http://t.co/zRs8yeDkQd http://t.co/62cvmw7eCv |
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Gints Kiršteins 30.08.2015 13:32:11 links |
RT @adecandia93: Monotremes FTW in the #junkoff! How can anything compete with an echidna's four-pronged penis of terror?! http://t.co/Hz5N… |
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Imants Liegis 18.06.2015 14:56:21 links |
Kolosāli. Austris Grasis:esmu pārliecināts,ka vārds «līgo» ir radniecīgs ar indiešu vārdu «lingam», kas nozīmē penis. http://t.co/NoBR3AXOvZ |
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ā err emm enn 13.06.2015 12:23:38 links |
mans penis tavā kasē http://t.co/N5ujJKPm1q |
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@kporzee ⚡️卐 23.05.2015 23:45:28 links |
#Eirovizija #eurovision @ConchitaWurst rises like a penis but his dick doesnt Rises like a phoenix... http://t.co/qszHl37i81 |
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@kporzee ⚡️卐 23.05.2015 22:18:52 links |
Rise Like A penis (Phoenix) - Conchita Wurst Live (penis Parody) Lyrics https://t.co/58CiwFvAoB #Eirovizija #eurovision |
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@kporzee ⚡️卐 23.05.2015 22:12:00 links |
Rise Like A Phoenix - Conchita Wurst Live (penis Parody) Lyrics https://t.co/58CiwFvAoB |
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Artis Zeile 28.04.2015 20:03:22 links |
lieliska ideja! Mystery artist highlights Bury potholes with penis drawings http://t.co/gYLVpOHPBH |
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Edgars Bērziņš 27.04.2015 22:15:51 links |
RT @Nauris_L: Ja Tu brauc ar divriteni, Tev ir ierocis - Raķešu penis! Paldies @tvirter http://t.co/OgffI79Pah |
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Boms Triņķis 09.04.2015 23:40:22 links |
RT @DenisTulpe: Es saprotu, ka auksts piens ir jādzer pakā-penis-ki, bet šis jau ir par tālu :/ http://t.co/lbNSy3Kjq1 |
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Signe Dean 19.03.2015 06:38:07 links |
RT @noahWG: Congratulations everyone, we did it: The world’s first successful penis transplant. Take the rest of the week off… http://t.co/… |
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Master 13.03.2015 17:45:50 links |
RT @Gizmodo: Pilot who drew this giant penis in the sky is the hero we deserve: http://t.co/y0fnY74mQe http://t.co/LvTULE0SZw |
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KeDace 09.03.2015 15:47:16 links |
Virtuālais penis! :))) Aizmirsts, bet joprojām eksistējošs! |
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MoDo, Esq. 18.02.2015 18:24:44 links |
TIL: The ultra-orthodox hebrew circumsision ritual where the Rabbi sucks the blood of the infant's penis is legal. Because religion. |
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Artis Dvarionas | Lapsene 07.02.2015 22:38:19 links |
RT @Know: You cannot say happiness without saying penis. |
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Igōrs 21.01.2015 16:43:38 links |
RT @LauniJoki: Uzraksti uz sava auto pakaļējā bampera: "Uzpīpini, ja tev ir mazs penis" un tad speciāli nebrauc pie zaļās gaismas un lien c… |
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Jauns.lv 12.01.2015 14:55:25 links |
Startē jauns raidījumu bērniem. Galvenie varoņi – penis un vagīna. VIDEO http://t.co/ATkYNAu0pi |
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Ģenerālis 07.01.2015 22:46:06 links |
RT @LauniJoki: Visu laiku cenšos uzlikt datoram paroli 'penis' , bet tas man saka, ka tas neesot pietiekami garš! |
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artisare 06.01.2015 00:29:34 links |
Pamparam, X ali un atradām dzīves jēgu: "If you love something, stick your penis in it!" (C) @Archijs |
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Mr Di 17.11.2014 20:51:47 links |
RT @Wintersonworld: HALLELUJAH! From today you no long need a penis to be a bishop in the Church of England! |
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Irēna 25.10.2014 16:07:27 links |
RT* @Naiya05 Stop calling it penis, I like touching it! |
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Signe Dean 21.10.2014 15:07:53 links |
Stinky penis mushrooms of doom. http://t.co/9Np2I9xAtf |
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Martins Ozolins 17.10.2014 06:54:58 links |
RT @ilzebe: Šī ir dzīvnieku barības nodaļa Prismā. Bezalkoholiskais alus suņiem un kaltēts penis 80cm+ @ Prisma -… http://t.co/C2yjF1vdcV |
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Ilze Sperga 29.09.2014 23:18:41 links |
Kuram vagīna vai penis ir kā dimanta oliņa, lai met akmeni pirmais. #MarijaMagdalēna |
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Jānis Lācis 18.08.2014 11:20:27 links |
RT @Qiffypedia: The fastest orgasm ever recorded was in the gents in Kings Cross station when Mr Colin Grey attempted to dry his penis in t… |
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Guntis Stirna 07.08.2014 19:56:45 links |
UrbanFunscape. penis-Graffiti auf Nürburgring http://t.co/VrX8aFMoWT http://t.co/Do7Yn6JvUP |
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sejas saimnieks 12.07.2014 16:38:02 links |
baikera dzīves stils - penis mazs, vismaz nauda ir bet kā būt ar motorolleristiem? Ķip ne tā ne šitā, tāpēc vnk kaitinoši žužināsimies? |
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vita 09.07.2014 17:55:40 links |
How can you not love the city where a street is named by you and have penis museum?! #Reykjavik @… http://t.co/r6civXTEje |
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Santa B 02.07.2014 18:52:42 links |
RT @SteveStfler: Life is like a penis http://t.co/Nz2TcMEMSN |
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Kristaps A. 30.06.2014 22:42:15 links |
RT @youranus69: -tu jau neesi redzējusi manu konta bilanci, vaine? -ne-e -ok, tad tev pagaidām pietiks ar to, ka man ir liels penis |
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Kristaps A. 09.06.2014 02:56:32 links |
RT @mantia: I don't care how mature you are, drawing a penis is still funny. |
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Dainis Šantars 20.05.2014 17:42:30 links |
Šis daudz ko izskaidro par RU uzvedību: “@Amazing_Maps: penis size across Europe Source: http://t.co/Wbb7jeTCGD - http://t.co/FVzvCxytGs” |
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@normis@toot.lv 20.05.2014 10:21:02 links |
RT @Amazing_Maps: penis size across Europe Source: http://t.co/5OFlbpYfQG - http://t.co/Cifd7oIgf7 |
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mansKINO 19.05.2014 11:02:01 links |
Bad Johnson (2014): Komēdija, FantāzijaA charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis myste... http://t.co/KK65JVVLo0 |
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Elvis Meisters 12.05.2014 10:47:45 links |
RT @UberFacts: Elvis Presley named his penis "Little Elvis." |
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Mārtiņš Barkāns 02.04.2014 18:45:06 links |
RT @RolandsTjarve: Domā radoši, ja gribi nopelnīt:) @Lattelecom vs @tv3lv Restroom in Germany: "Small penis: 10 cents..." http://t.co/3oKE… |
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Ints 28.03.2014 06:01:36 links |
RT @bowskis: Valis ir nopietns čalis :) "@GoogleFacts: A blue whale's penis is over 3 meters long." |
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Agnes 26.03.2014 22:11:24 links |
Castration, penis, mother, father, Oedipus. That is just Freud. |
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roberts kurpnieks 11.03.2014 15:03:27 links |
RT @BPbreakingnews: Woman cuts off ex-boyfriend's penis, kills him http://t.co/OQP47RjDFw #BreakingNews |
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Madara 27.02.2014 20:58:27 links |
RT @itsBroStinson: Life is like a penis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, it's the women who make it hard. |
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Guncha 27.02.2014 00:49:04 links |
RT @WolfpackAlan: Life is like a penis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, it's the women who make it hard. |
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Artis Zeile 09.02.2014 10:26:02 links |
"Can you tell me if my penis looks normal?" (SFW) https://t.co/rlQoPf7xsb |
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Madara 17.01.2014 15:21:36 links |
RT @lKeepItReaI: My girlfriend asked me why I was blowdrying my penis. Apparently "Heating up your dinner" wasn't a good answer. |
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Ingmars :syas 13.01.2014 21:18:03 links |
* ThePope has kicked S_w_a_t from <Channel> (suck my catholic penis) #IRC |
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Artis Dvarionas | Lapsene 06.01.2014 17:03:26 links |
RT @GoogleFacts: Cigarette smoking has been linked to penis shrinkage. |
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sejas saimnieks 01.01.2014 16:36:21 links |
Mans gads, mans mēnesis, mans lielais zirga penis. |
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Kārlis Rozenbergs 17.12.2013 19:01:56 links |
RT @RaitisKalnins: bet nu labi, es uzaugu limbažos, līdz 20 gadu vecumam es domāju ka penis ir visiem. |
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Oliver Redrum 23.11.2013 13:49:32 links |
“@UberFacts: In attempt to enhance his sexual performance, a man once injected cocaine into his penis - It then fell off.” |
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Edijs Majors 24.10.2013 08:53:04 links |
Vaicāju @brivdabasmuzejs - vai tā ir patiesība,ka "līgo" patiesībā nozīmē "penis" un līgojot slavinam dzimumlocekļus? http://t.co/Ch4bu6C7tF |
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NIKK FROM THE BLOCK 21.10.2013 18:47:09 links |
RT @NotADictionary: Swag. Definition: to have a small penis Sentence: Do you want fries with that? |
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Liga Besere 18.10.2013 14:11:29 links |
How small a penis must you have to feel the need to compensate by killing magnificent creatures like these? http://t.co/QkRQZGjpXQ |
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Madara 15.10.2013 20:22:27 links |
RT @itsBroStinson: I put a bumper sticker on my car that says, "Honk if you have a small penis!" Now I just drive around cutting people off. |
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Madara 09.10.2013 09:06:44 links |
RT @DictatorHitler: I call my penis America because it always comes late... |
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andrejs teteris 30.09.2013 17:47:34 links |
RT @UberFacts: In 2008, the Dutch voted “Swaffelen” as their word of the year - This means to smack one’s penis repeatedly against someone … |
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Olga Bēma 25.09.2013 01:24:01 links |
RT @itsBroStinson: Let me tell you a joke about my penis... never mind, it's too long. |
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Mārtiņš Gailītis 24.09.2013 19:49:02 links |
RT @UberFacts: Eminem gave Elton John a pair of diamond-studded penis rings as a wedding gift in 2005. |
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juriskazha 24.09.2013 15:02:56 links |
RT @nickdepetrillo: I just enrolled my penis in Touch ID on my iPhone and successfully unlocked it with my penis. Am I the first to have te… |
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Madara 24.09.2013 08:02:27 links |
RT @itsBroStinson: Let me tell you a joke about my penis... never mind, it's too long. |
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eRiky 21.09.2013 13:29:37 links |
RT @gruesgripes: Confirmed: You can add your penis as an authorized appendage to log into your iPhone 5s. This actually works. |
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sejas saimnieks 18.09.2013 20:59:52 links |
RT @Reddit_txt: I have a penis and a knife, its your choice which one goes inside you. |
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Valerijs Jakovlevs 12.09.2013 19:56:42 links |
This week Australian sports star - rugby league's Anthony Watts was banned for eight matches for biting an opponent's penis. In a game. |
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Madara 10.09.2013 08:56:40 links |
RT @TooMessedUp: Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, but don't whip it out in public and NEVER try to shove it down my kid's t… |
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Dins Aviks 02.09.2013 14:16:10 links |
RT @WolfpackAlan: Life is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard for no reason. |
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Signe Dean 23.08.2013 10:17:15 links |
RT @davidkidd: I'm happy that guy next door got some pit bulls. He's been concerned about the size and shape of his penis for years now. |
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Oliver Redrum 22.08.2013 12:50:22 links |
RT @UberFacts: The St. Priapus Church in Canada teaches that the penis is the source of life and all things beautiful. |
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Ģirts Linkums 20.08.2013 09:45:04 links |
RT @HarleyPlays: Treat your penis like your beard: groom it and make sure it doesn't go in your own mouth. |
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sejas saimnieks 17.08.2013 23:45:24 links |
RIX TRIX S13 E666 : penis VAGĪNĀ TĀ KĀ NEKAD IEPRIEKŠ |
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KM 16.08.2013 20:05:16 links |
RT @mbendiks: Nu nevalda šamie pār pasauli: Woman in Brazil saws off husband's penis after catching him in bed with another man http://t.co… |
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vita 03.06.2013 02:00:16 links |
'Act of Parliament' - London penis http://t.co/N5Z16Loipt |
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Madara 28.05.2013 19:30:39 links |
RT @callmypenis: I call my penis NyQuil because bitches fall right to sleep after they take it. |
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Madara 23.05.2013 18:12:14 links |
RT @TooMessedUp: I fucked a girl with one leg yesterday. I probably should have used my penis, though. |
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Ģirts Linkums 23.05.2013 02:40:06 links |
RT @BadIuckBrian: Has sex with a black girl. penis gets stolen. |
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Kārlis Rozenbergs 01.05.2013 18:46:44 links |
- Are you virgin too? - Just my penis baby, just my penis. /New girl/ |
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Ieva Jansone 30.04.2013 08:25:50 links |
Mana pēda ir penis http://t.co/GFb9agCBOr |
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Anzolo Consulting 25.04.2013 15:55:55 links |
They say penis size is related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier... |
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sejas saimnieks 24.04.2013 12:57:51 links |
RT @pourmecoffee: So, Curiosity Rover drew a penis on Mars (via @reddit) http://t.co/GHEJHMQsha |
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Kārlis Langins 18.04.2013 11:48:26 links |
Tas neveiklais brīdis, kad es gūglēju "beautiful name for penis" |
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Ieva Jansone 14.04.2013 16:00:28 links |
RT @MarloMeekins: *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ ✧ *:･ﾟ✧penis Glitter ✧ ･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*: |
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Ģirts Linkums 14.04.2013 02:11:49 links |
RT @imOverlyManly: I like my women like I like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my penis. |
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Imants 11.04.2013 14:16:14 links |
RT @bottija: Saruna. Saka redaktors @Afanasijs: te par garu... Maketētājs: nē, par garu ir mans penis, te vienkārši teksta par daudz. |
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cosmix 08.04.2013 23:55:00 links |
To gan nezināju: "The Jewish practice of metzitzah b'peh requires a practitioner to suck the baby's penis to 'cleanse' the open wound . . ." |
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Vytautas Nausėda 08.04.2013 00:38:45 links |
I have a nice penis, if you know what i mean. |
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⚡Vigants Lesausks 29.03.2013 19:48:42 links |
RT @SexFactsOfLife: A penis has a sad life; His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, ... |
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Cosmic Schmuck 29.03.2013 19:10:33 links |
RT @superseded_man: obelisk is just a fancy word for stone penis |
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Alex Dubanevics 24.03.2013 13:19:28 links |
So, if you got a small penis, don't call it a small penis. Call it a city penis. #citycars |
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Ieva Jansone 09.03.2013 12:39:19 links |
I just used Shazam to discover penis Power by 5KinAndBone5 & Robert Jeffrey. http://t.co/51El2Cz1Zb |
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Jauns.lv 04.03.2013 17:43:06 links |
RT @rigadude: Ja jau nav, tad nav. Māte noslīcina savu deviņgadīgo dēlu, jo viņam esot pārāk sīks penis. VIDEO http://t.co/O9QwNbi5DD vi ... |
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Edijs Majors 03.03.2013 14:09:13 links |
Zooveikalā pērku sunim graužamo. Pārdevēja saka: "Tas ir penis. Viņš maksā piecus latus. Tas nekas?" Man jāsatraucas par cenu vai izcelsmi? |
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Jauns.lv 02.03.2013 12:54:01 links |
Māte noslīcina savu deviņgadīgo dēlu, jo viņam esot pārāk sīks penis. VIDEO http://t.co/TyHNw363U5 |
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Ernests Štāls - mastodon.social/@ernests 27.02.2013 09:14:44 links |
RT @EsmuPliks: Just realized spam should be subcategorized further into hardcore spam like penis enlargement & softcore for all the ... |
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Kirils Solovjovs 14.02.2013 14:40:47 links |
Also, don't forget, kids: THE FASTER YOU DOWNLOAD, THE BIGGER YOUR penis IS. http://t.co/CBlff5PX #internet #speed #selfesteem |
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Jurģis Veldre 04.02.2013 19:59:23 links |
RT @WolfpackAlan: A penis has a sad life; His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, a ... |
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02.02.2013 21:28:58 links |
Omg, New York City Subway penis Map by Veit Schuetz http://t.co/48ogl9ZW |
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Ilze Znotiņa 02.02.2013 08:36:07 links |
RT @JanisVingris: Religion is like penis - http://t.co/9joJCepu |
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Reinholds Zviedris 23.01.2013 23:21:57 links |
RT @nub1an: European penis size http://t.co/7rgmwnEO |
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Zane B. 23.01.2013 13:23:49 links |
Atkal pārliecinos, ka anonīmie komentētāji ir vistiešākā "enlarge your penis" mērķauditorija. Esmu šokā. |
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rihards paskausks 23.01.2013 13:22:34 links |
@sumpurnis un dzheks, kas patteica "penis" dabuja tikai 'gag'. :( |
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Zane Studente 23.01.2013 10:20:15 links |
RT @AlanCarr: Can't believe my penis has its own twitter account - what a clever knob! |
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Madara 21.01.2013 20:50:30 links |
Man ir penis, bet @sumpurnis tāpat ir gatavs braukt pie manis. |
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Ģirts Linkums 21.01.2013 20:49:36 links |
Ja @Pankuuka būtu brīva - es brauktu pie viņas dzert un viņu purināt netīros palagos! Just kidding. Viņai ir penis. |
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Almants Poikāns 16.01.2013 15:50:56 links |
RT @36_6C: Baudu un apmierinātību partnerei vīrietis spēj sagādāt arī tad, ja viņa penis ir tikai trīs centimetrus garš - visu izšķir ie ... |
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Eliza 13.01.2013 05:07:43 links |
My new oracle. 'The penis has all the answers' http://t.co/CcssEqHb |
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Ansis Egle 14.12.2012 16:37:40 links |
RT @sweden: And the penis/vagina smileys of course: .i. ({i}) |
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Muncle Uscles 11.12.2012 21:26:09 links |
RT @robdelaney: I think it’s ok that women are paid less than men because they don’t have to buy a Porsche if their penis is small. |
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Ernests Štāls - mastodon.social/@ernests 25.11.2012 19:30:18 links |
RT @hmason: All data scientists dread this task: Miiverse penis Drawing Detection Took Weeks to Develop http://t.co/jpNDt8Cu (via @golan) |
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Kristaps Karlsons 24.11.2012 03:56:32 links |
RT @antijokeapple: I like my women how i like my coffee... without a penis. |
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@kporzee ⚡️卐 08.11.2012 13:03:36 links |
The Website Is Down - Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! Desk icons as penis zillion windows open after 3rd restart & Solutions :D http://t.co/2jElBy8g |
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Harijs Strazds 20.10.2012 11:45:44 links |
RT @VeryFunnyPosts: I accidentally spilled some Red Bull on my penis and now he won't stop doing sit ups and calling me "Bro". |
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Linda Andersone 06.10.2012 22:21:37 links |
RT @TimeOutLondon: penis blindness: one third of London men too fat to see their own genitals http://t.co/kc7QCXZw |
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Oskars Jansons 06.10.2012 09:03:37 links |
@zais_ andru penis, grupa |
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andrejs teteris 28.09.2012 14:57:42 links |
RT @shnur0_ok: Если бы песню "Call Me Maybe" написал я, она звучала бы так: "I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my penis so bl ... |
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Ints 12.09.2012 21:49:20 links |
Kurš iesildās? Esmu ļoti priecīgs un visādi citādi laimīgs - labprāt ieguldītos pirms penis |
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Eduards Rozenbergs 10.09.2012 10:31:43 links |
Mans pārlieku attīstītais seksuālais draivs traucē dzīvot. Reizem pārņem sajūta, ka lēmumus pieņem tikai penis... |
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Jauns.lv 07.09.2012 17:42:40 links |
Pasaulē lielākais penis izraisa trauksmi lidostā. FOTO.VIDEO http://t.co/aueTx2wZ |
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Renārs Deksnis 05.09.2012 23:26:34 links |
@vitaamiins penis, penis, ojj nē, piens! Totāla ballīte. |
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ʍǝɹpuɐ 26.08.2012 18:13:18 links |
«The penis: if it's not evil, why did they get H. R. Geiger to design it?» |
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Eduards Rozenbergs 17.08.2012 21:00:13 links |
Pareizā atbilde: Divi pāri ar krūtīm, un penis ar olām. |
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Oskars Jansons 26.07.2012 14:45:30 links |
Un kā Tu domā? Pedestrian Question - What Does This Look Like?: http://t.co/KGpLC5M via @youtube #penis |
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Raimonds Gusarevs 17.07.2012 16:32:55 links |
That guitar tone is to ears what vagina is to penis |
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liva petersone-klavina 12.07.2012 10:02:18 links |
rīt exit festivālā uzstāsies dženis & penis. true story. |
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Einārs H 02.07.2012 15:31:22 links |
Pierre McGuire - penis uzvalkā #tsn |
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Andrejs Zavadskis 02.06.2012 21:52:01 links |
Life is like a penis, very simple, soft, relaxed and just hangin freely. It's woman who make it hard... |
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Guntis 16.05.2012 19:32:14 links |
penis Print Pants Exist and They Cost $150 http://t.co/3XuU4HcO via @Fashionista_com |
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Dmitrijs N. 16.05.2012 15:07:34 links |
RT @stigquotes: Some say his penis is made of carbon fiber |
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Dmitrijs N. 15.05.2012 21:30:57 links |
Happy Putin's penis http://t.co/jSZ3cFkt |
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ingars rudzītis 06.05.2012 08:57:38 links |
The First Theatrical Trailer For The Expendables 2 is Like An Explosion Made of penis Bullets - @Gawker http://t.co/LshSEAot |
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ZANE 03.05.2012 22:12:00 links |
@artisare jap, man ir liels, smags penis. |
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Martins Admidins 30.04.2012 15:45:14 links |
Based on my Morning Wood, I'm pretty sure my penis is the only part of my body to be excited for Monday. |
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Gints Fricbergs 04.04.2012 23:01:38 links |
penis tomeer skip. DJ Valdis un tas ka nav kur seedeet bija argumenti pret. #oldpal |
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Matīss 20.03.2012 14:15:08 links |
Bļe, esmu slims. Drebu kā pohains penis. |
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Madara 16.03.2012 20:47:09 links |
Huge penis vs. Todd |
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ingars rudzītis 03.02.2012 21:15:21 links |
Demi Moore: Before Rehab, Demi Moore Was Pounding Red Bulls at Miley Cyrus' penis Cake Party - @Gawker http://t.co/LjAhbQoB |
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ZANE 10.01.2012 23:26:45 links |
Best-penis (gdfq@yqrr.net) tikko atsūtīja kārtējo vilinošo pidāvājumu: * Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches |
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Sandis 03.01.2012 12:00:02 links |
The royal penis is clean, your highness. - http://t.co/75wA1EKn |
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Ints 31.12.2011 02:16:55 links |
Dubsteps #penis |
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Ingus Bukšs 30.12.2011 23:10:25 links |
TopGear: In India you actually don't need penis… - One more epic journey. |
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Lauris Veips 11.12.2011 02:20:49 links |
"56% of the teens are searching for the meaning of life. and the other 46% are probably wondering : 'how does tuna feel on my penis?'" |
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✮ BlackHalt ✮ 06.12.2011 19:01:05 links |
O, johaidī! Ko darīt, ja seksa laikā iesprūst penis? http://t.co/gcxp11x9 |
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Mango Meitene 05.12.2011 18:16:54 links |
Ko darīt, ja seksa laikā iesprūst penis? http://t.co/k3Z3MLer |
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Normunds Lamberts 28.11.2011 22:47:02 links |
Krievu-ASV vārdnīca - Pizda - literally, ''cunt''. If you're tired of sending people to the penis, you can send them ''v pizdu''. :D :D :D |
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Brunō 10.11.2011 12:00:42 links |
tried to changed my password to penis but validator said that it's too short! |
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artis kigulis 08.11.2011 09:43:40 links |
Science: Sex With Animals Will Give You penis Cancer - @Gizmodo http://t.co/UTWzACB1 |
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Eduards Rozenbergs 31.10.2011 18:43:52 links |
Kā lai iemācās domāt ar galvu? Pārāk daudz lēmumus manā dzīvē pieņem penis! |
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Ansis Vanags 30.10.2011 00:22:27 links |
Okatres akamdemii!! Pālis, bet tas izklausas kaa penis. No fak juu http://t.co/yjKODmfV |
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ilze fula adumane 14.10.2011 14:33:47 links |
the penis on the table |
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Muncle Uscles 28.09.2011 01:05:45 links |
and now you have no penis! |
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Ints 21.09.2011 14:25:24 links |
@za_ne kur Tu dabūji latus? tad jau šodien gokejs un penis, ne? |
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Roberts Tenass 13.09.2011 12:15:46 links |
penis Flavoured: http://t.co/E2sRSx5 |
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ZANE 10.09.2011 17:44:45 links |
From: Best-penis. MaxGentleman Enlargement Pills- Increase in penis length by 1-3 inches. 100% Satisfaction or Money Back. Liekas, ka jāņem. |
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Ints 08.09.2011 20:49:05 links |
Jānoskatās LTV sižets par SC reklāmas rullīšiem un tad off to penis. |
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ingars rudzītis 08.09.2011 08:25:14 links |
RT @Gawker Okay, Who Drew a penis on the Google Maps Camera? http://t.co/168Eiqv |
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Kārlis Rozenbergs 07.09.2011 13:28:42 links |
peniss win! :D RT @normis: EPIC! Austrālijā uz Streetview kameras penis uzzīmēts, tagad penis ir visā austrālijā :) http://ej.uz/xaxh |
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Ivars 07.09.2011 13:12:04 links |
RT @normis: EPIC! Austrālijā uz Streetview kameras penis uzzīmēts, tagad penis ir visā austrālijā :) http://ej.uz/xaxh |
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Elvijs Jaunzems 07.09.2011 13:10:43 links |
RT @normis EPIC! Austrālijā uz Streetview kameras penis uzzīmēts, tagad penis ir visā austrālijā :) http://ej.uz/xaxh |
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@normis@toot.lv 07.09.2011 13:05:42 links |
EPIC! Austrālijā uz Streetview kameras penis uzzīmēts, tagad penis ir visā austrālijā :) http://ej.uz/xaxh |
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biedrs Dže ☠ 04.09.2011 15:01:35 links |
Spēks! Kā pareizi izrunāt Darkness http://t.co/JOsB2Uc Nietzsche http://t.co/oMvVXwg un penis (šis arī latviešiem) http://t.co/P5qyadK |
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ZANE 18.08.2011 18:58:09 links |
šodien velk uz anagrammām. Santa- satan, piens- penis, sesks- sekss, makdonalds- resna pakaļa. |
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Ronalds Vilciņš 17.08.2011 09:38:15 links |
RELIGION IS LIKE penis http://t.co/IP4tdTk |
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Raivo Ro 09.08.2011 18:54:22 links |
RT @lonelyplanet: A visit to Iceland's penis Museum - video by @reidontravel (SFW...probably) http://bit.ly/pPO9mV #lp #travel |
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andrejs teteris 04.08.2011 09:49:23 links |
google mail, Y U NOOO SENDING ME penis ENLARGEMENT NO MORE? |
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Jurģis Veldre 29.07.2011 14:38:48 links |
bullshit! man ir mazaaks RT @mangolv: Iglesiasam ir pasaulē mazākais penis http://bit.ly/oZBwUG |
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Mango Meitene 29.07.2011 14:37:21 links |
Iglesiasam ir pasaulē mazākais penis http://bit.ly/oZBwUG |
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Vitālijs Silins 28.07.2011 14:08:10 links |
Writers uses "Rule of small penis" in books – they write that personage has small penis, so no one will admit that it is he. #fact |
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ZANE 27.07.2011 23:03:01 links |
penis |
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Toms Lūsis 19.07.2011 17:41:38 links |
ikreiz, kad radioreklāmā noskan "big bank", es dzirdu "pig bank". tomēr labāk par "SMP bank" (as in suck my penis bank). |
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Atecina 18.07.2011 17:48:06 links |
@Raimonds_B jā, un festivāla džekam ir foršāks penis kā mājāspalicējam! |
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Jurģis Veldre 11.07.2011 00:59:39 links |
un vispaar,zilajam valim ir otrs lielakais penis pasaulee.. |
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Valdis Melderis 12.06.2011 11:19:25 links |
Re, kur cēlusies 80tajos manā skolā populārā "aerovafele" ;) RT @OMGFacts: A winged penis was the city symbol of Pompeii, ancient Roman town |
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Marta Krivade 11.06.2011 10:32:46 links |
Rīta literatūra, jauns trends pa taisno no Ņujorkera: Of course I take pictures of my penis and send them to people http://t.co/Xt4h7N9 |
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sejas saimnieks 06.06.2011 00:55:20 links |
There is a penis in the WWDC Logo: http://t.co/Vtkcv6E |
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MoDo, Esq. 03.06.2011 08:26:51 links |
RT @bcwoods: I want Mythbusters to test whether or not someone can recognize their own penis in a picture without other identifiers. |
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PILNĪGS ČAU 31.05.2011 18:33:43 links |
BBC News - Bangladesh woman cuts off 'attacker's' penis - http://bbc.in/jvBRf8 |
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ZANE 30.05.2011 02:07:25 links |
Atveru e-pastu. "Enlarge your penis now." OK. Sarunats. |
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Ansis Egle 20.05.2011 10:56:57 links |
RT @EdijsMajors: Man patīk, ja saņemu meilu, kurā lieliem burtiem rakstīts "ASAP" to lasu kā "As Soon As penis". Padara dienu foršāku :) |
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Edijs Majors 20.05.2011 08:57:29 links |
Man patīk, ja saņemu meilu, kurā lieliem burtiem rakstīts "ASAP" Tad es vienmēr to lasu kā "As Soon As penis". Padara dienu foršāku :) |
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MoDo, Esq. 18.05.2011 22:18:47 links |
RT @signeapine: Dzīve ir kā penis http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty-memes-cereal-guy-wisdom.jpg |
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Jānis Sprenne 16.05.2011 12:59:02 links |
ar šo nevarēju nepadalīties: "Uzsākam grāmatas “tavs penis – vadlīnijas lietotājiem” tirdzniecību" :) http://www.alma.lv/ |
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Ģirts Linkums 14.05.2011 14:56:33 links |
@Jaunzems Talkin' 'bout penis? :XD |
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Oliver Redrum 07.05.2011 15:28:29 links |
Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts |
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Rūdolfs Ošiņš 26.04.2011 15:56:38 links |
Song of the day: Play It Cool by Crazy penis :D Oh somafm... |
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Dmitrijs Kopeikins 24.04.2011 20:23:39 links |
Is it just me or it does look like a dog penis? http://t.co/9h11CkH |
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Jekabs 24.04.2011 16:15:47 links |
Bāzeles botāniskajā dārzā uzzied „Titāna penis” http://www.tvnet.lv/galleries/show/8652 |
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Jānis Polis 24.04.2011 10:45:12 links |
Briseles botāniskajā dārzā uzziet Titāna penis. Klusajā piektdienā, protams. Diez, Vatikāns šo jau ir komentējis? :) http://bit.ly/gzNPpp |
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Janis Striguns 24.04.2011 10:00:28 links |
Rinitoties pa ziņām pirmais, kas lika apstāties, bija "Bāzeles botāniskajā dārzā uzzied „Titāna penis” http://bit.ly/gzNPpp ar lieldienām:) |
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Svaigākās ziņas LV 24.04.2011 00:45:58 links |
Bāzeles botāniskajā dārzā uzzied „Titāna penis”: Tūkstošiem cilvēku sestdien bija pulcējušies Bāzeles botāniskaj... http://bit.ly/frSSW9 |
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nivi 10.04.2011 19:40:07 links |
penis plant: http://twitpic.com/4jau5z |
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nivi 10.04.2011 19:39:46 links |
Man ir jauns istabas augs - penis plant. Izaugs līdz 5m un ziedot smakos pēc beigtas gaļas. Atbildība par bio-daudzveidību stinks. |
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Rolands Atvars 07.04.2011 23:34:18 links |
Then again - man who shoots fire out of his penis sounds awesome as well... http://t.co/8scfhFl |
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AS 04.04.2011 23:15:25 links |
Haha:p Good one! RT @Stewie_Griffinn: #sincewebeinghonest 'Microsoft' was originally Bill Gates' nickname for his-penis. |
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Merelina 04.04.2011 09:29:04 links |
Labāk penis rokā, nekā dzenis kokā! #perles |
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Alise 30.03.2011 18:26:30 links |
Ooo sievietēm arī ir: penis size map http://bit.ly/hZH5i1 dāmas, izvēlaties rūpīgi, uz kuru valsti braukt nākošajā atvaļinājumā :D |
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Merelina 23.03.2011 14:21:54 links |
MASCULATHON!!! "To be a real man, number one: penis. Number two: attitude channeled through penis." http://bit.ly/dSKaXF |
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09.03.2011 09:18:53 links |
Te nu mēs esam: priapisms - stāvoklis, kurā penis nepārtraukti atrodas erekcijas stāvoklī. Un ar šo "draugu" - 4stundas http://j.mp/eyDCpb |
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biedrs Dže ☠ 02.03.2011 00:32:55 links |
Zooveikala pārdevēja šodien ieteica sunim kā graužamo paņemt kaut ko ar uzrakstu "kaltēts penis". Nē, savam sunim es to nespēju nodarīt. |
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Jurģis Veldre 26.02.2011 16:01:55 links |
labi,ka Indija nav Eirovizijaa, savadak Reinis Laurix ar savu "Bango Lauru"..."laura"-penis indieshu sarunvalodaa |
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Jānis Košeļevs 24.02.2011 13:44:23 links |
:))) No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. |
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ZANE 18.02.2011 14:12:04 links |
jā, ok, ejam slaukt vakarā #penis |
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Gatis Tropiks 12.02.2011 17:42:24 links |
@dzhonijs nepārfrāzē, labāk penis rokā nekā medniz kokā, tā ir jāskan pareizi:):):) |
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Jānis Košeļevs 12.02.2011 17:17:12 links |
Labāk penis rokā nekā dzenis kokā... :) |
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Sabine Tjarve 10.02.2011 20:29:40 links |
@fricbergs penis arī besī |
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Guntis 27.01.2011 19:20:13 links |
Is that a... penis-copter? | Funny | FHM.com http://t.co/XB9fevC via @FHM_UK |
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S.G. 19.01.2011 20:43:05 links |
I like penis in my coffee |
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MoDo, Esq. 19.01.2011 09:41:22 links |
Haha. :D RT @OMGFactsSex: “penis” is actually Latin for “tail”. Which gives new meaning to the phrase “get some tail”. |
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Valdis Melderis 19.01.2011 06:35:46 links |
Vot tā! Labrīt ;) RT @OMGFactsSex: “penis” is actually Latin for “tail”. |
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Jan 15.01.2011 22:24:16 links |
RT @rainnwilson: I can read Braille. But only with my penis. Weird. |
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14.01.2011 01:31:28 links |
*&^ spamboti (facepalm) I am a poor man from the African region, I need money to survive by comment on your blogs [un] penis enlargement |
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Ingmars :syas 13.01.2011 16:59:38 links |
GG ir saīsinājums - Good Game. viņu saka šādi - [Jī Jī]. Ķīniešu valodā Jī Jī nozīme penis. oh my god :o |
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Marta Dziļuma 06.01.2011 23:20:40 links |
vai latviešu valodā kāds kādam ir teicis: tu esi penis (nevis pimpis)? filmu tulkotāji laikam jā |
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MoDo, Esq. 06.01.2011 21:31:42 links |
RT @BettyFckinWhite: Huckleberry Finn is eliminating the "N" word from new editions. Also, Moby Dick will now be called Moby penis. |
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Kaspars Foigts 27.12.2010 17:29:47 links |
Dievīga koncepcija. Žurnālisti to gan jau ka zin kopš šūpuļa:) "Small penis Rule": http://j.mp/halSvE |
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Imants 16.12.2010 22:39:49 links |
Jon Lajoie - Listening To My penis #ballite |
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MoDo, Esq. 15.12.2010 00:16:22 links |
RT @OMGFacts: Diphallus is a rare condition in which a man’s penis is DUPLICATED! Details --> http://bit.ly/fMOnsy |
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Ilārija kungs 04.12.2010 01:58:06 links |
I'm at penis (Aristida Briana 9a, Riga) w/ 5 others. http://4sq.com/93sbyq |
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Alans R. 17.11.2010 23:41:56 links |
OMG! i just drunk almost 1L Bacardi rum vs cola, and me tweeiiting with my nose....penis... OMG! |
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Mairis Skuja 16.11.2010 17:29:50 links |
Religion is like a penis. (And here is why) http://ow.ly/3aC0a (Tnx Ieva, dienas doma) |
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Alīda Gulbe 15.11.2010 20:29:01 links |
religion is like penis [..] http://twitpic.com/375ism |
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Ivo Mednis 06.11.2010 17:08:37 links |
bāc, 5 gadus nebiju saņēmis meilus ar šitādu title : Enlarge your penis! Beidzot atcerējās arī par mani! |
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Ģirts Luste 25.10.2010 09:42:53 links |
Dažiem jūrniekiem man ir pilnīgi skadrs kāpēc viņi ir izvēlējušies šo prof-u.Lai tiktu prom no sabiedrībs.Tikko 1u pamaniju ar uzvārdu:penis |
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Jānis Košeļevs 16.10.2010 21:56:32 links |
Interesanti. "penis" tulkojumā no Latīņu valodas nozīmē "aste" :) |
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Janis Krums ( 12.10.2010 03:04:50 links |
Haha RT @Blishy In honor of Brett Favre's current "distraction" ... i've sent pics of my penis to random chicks named Jenn. |
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Edijs Majors 01.10.2010 16:02:21 links |
Tas ir tāpat, kā porņuku cienīga kunkstēšana braucot tramvajā - nevienam neparādīsies milzīgas krūtis vai penis. Nopietni, esmu mēģinājis. |
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Jekabs 22.09.2010 21:17:08 links |
Kas notiek šajā pasaulē @kardinalspujats ?? tikko vienā dziesmā dzirdēju "beautiful women with a brand new penis" @dieantwoord |
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MoDo, Esq. 10.09.2010 10:22:03 links |
RT @OMGFacts: Smoking can shorten a man’s penis! How much? --> http://bit.ly/9vz9Z5. |
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Dmitrijs N. 08.09.2010 15:01:37 links |
Lieliski - reliģija ir kā penis. http://twitpic.com/2me40f |
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MoDo, Esq. 20.08.2010 19:48:54 links |
Dienas WTF: "Do not insert into penis" http://bit.ly/aCDkUi |
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Jānis Polis 16.08.2010 17:49:37 links |
Kopš @Lattelecom apguvis dažādus kreisos starptautiskos adserving tīklus, nereti redzu viņu reklāmu blakus penis enlargement u.c. sviestam |